I brought a whirl of snow
to town
For when our work was done
But it snowed up instead of down
And caused my nose to run
For when our work was done
But it snowed up instead of down
And caused my nose to run
***
The game’s been fun; Naomi won
Our regimented banter.
But now my patience’s overrun
For fuck’s sake! Yours says Santa
***
You came up for a cup of tea
There wasn't really room for three
So we all played Monopoly
Capitalism's less awkward.
***
While you're probably less corrupt
A president than Berlusconi
It seems likely he throws slightly
Better gigs with pepperoni.
***
I hoped that she would fall for me
I knew I’d never make her:
Atop my list was ‘Humanist’
While hers said ‘Liberal Quaker’
— Dusk